Loyalty is for the dogs. Count me among the cats. And count me twice—once for each of my faces.

“Charity can be a good thing. But the only cause I’ll support is because. Don’t …”

“It’s not lit, it’s literature. Lit is something a book can be, after you’ve dec…”

“I am a duck. I’m cool and calm on the surface, but underneath it all is a nonst…”

“If I had to live my life over, I’d live it over seas, like a cloud.”