Ma’am, I can take either you or your purse, but I can’t take both. And honestly, I’d rather take your purse.

“My grandpa doesn’t even have a grand to his name.”

“Women want me, and men want to be me. And by me I mean Ryan Gosling.”

“Artists have to have a good eye. And to be great, I'd recommend having two.”

“I like my eggs sunny side up at midnight, and I wear sunglasses when I eat them…”