Make your vote count. Be the guy responsible for counting and tallying all the votes. Autor: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “If you want to know what love is for, the answer is “other people.” “If I ever get a 20-dollar bill, I like to convert it into 20 singles, because w…” “My job is so boring I’m thinking of boring a second hole into my penis.” “I want to work at a big firm. Erection.”