Man is somewhere in between God and animal. Jarod is somewhere in between Jar and Jason. (One of which I keep chained up in my freezer).

“Here you’ll find everything you don’t need—and much less!”

“I don’t like the term “Average Joe.” I prefer “Dolly,” because not only is the …”

“I suggest to you the power of suggestion of powerful.”

“My cock is camouflaged. Check your bush.”