Marriage is the dearth of sex as we know it.

“I once got a handjob from a glove. I miss the 80s.”

“I am a people person, and I know how to make people feel comfortable, especiall…”

“When it doesn’t matter to you, that’s where I’ll find the most matter. The pile…”

“I prefer statues silent, rather than of ears with tongues sticking out and lick…”