Masturbation is an absolutely peerless cure for the hiccups

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“But people are not butterflies, right.People are, well, more important than but…”

“Sadly though, the general feelings among straight men is, ‘I ain’t no fucking f…”

“Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other m…”