Max-Dogs, dogs, go away, let me live another day.

“I stood there watching Phoebe arrange the pillows and the sheets. She isn't thi…”

“Oh, my God. It hit me like a tsunami then: how perfect he was for me, how he wa…”

“What are you doing in there, waxing your mustache?” Iggy yelled, pounding on th…”

“Our parents were a test tube and a turkey baster.”