May the hair on his toes never fall out! all praise to his wine and ale!

“Don't adventures ever have an end? I suppose not. Someone else always has to ca…”

“Dwarves are not heroes, but a calculating folk with a great idea of the value o…”

“It is not possible even at great length to “pot” The Lord of the Rings in a par…”

“Then she fell on her knees, saying: 'I beg thee!''Nay, lady,' he said, and taki…”