May you fall on a fork and get eaten by a cannibal.

“One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate …”

“Orafoura told me my writing is all nonsense. “Nonsense,” I replied. “Glad you a…”

“I say we cut our government in half, with a chainsaw along their waists.”

“It’s hot as a watermelon in this cantaloupe called pineapple. And that’s a fact.”