Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

“The only funny part about Colonial Dunsboro is maybe it's too authentic, but fo…”

“Hey, you created me! I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel b…”

“We're all trapped. It's always 1734. All of us, we're stuck in the same time ca…”

“Everything sounds so much better when it comes out of a man's mouth”