Maybe I could hear better if my ears weren’t flipped inside out. Unlike a cat’s ears, you can’t tell mine are flipped over. But they must be, because I only seem to listen to myself.


“As far as how my mom might view me, I can imagine her saying something like thi…”

“My wife keeps me busy while she talks—I’m not listening, but rather making the …”

“I want to create a root word where the root is “root.” Something like rootree.”

“A brick could be used to stop time. I did it once at my uncle’s house, and I ne…”