Maybe if he did really well they'd give him some mouldy apples.

“Hi,” Piper said, as casually as she could. “We’re back.”

“To foreswear romantic love forever. To never grow up, never get married. To be …”

“It’s a training camp,” Leo realized. He looked at Aphros in awe. “You train her…”

“That's what happens when it snows in Texas lady. It. Freaking. Melts.”