Maybe if I could have lived with that slight imperfection, I wouldn't be living with such a huge one now.

“People who go around advertising their birthday are douche bags. It's a fact. Y…”

“It’s a chair. Stop overanalyzing it. I’m not selling it and I’m not giving it t…”

“What about Josh?” I think there’s more to that question than she’s letting on b…”

“Thank You. Life is short and TBR lists are long. I know time is precious and I …”