Maybe one day I could fly all over the world and meet other interesting birds.

“She told me she has her eye on me, so I said, And what do you have your other e…”

“A triangle has three points, just like the number of horns my ex had (she was 5…”

“Half is 15%, if 30% is 100%.”

“I need love. Here’s a list of other things I need: eggs, butter, flour, and sug…”