Me and my clones will form a band called The Eels. I’ll be one of the most electrifying performers of all time.

“There’s nothing special about politicians as people. Now as animals, they’d be …”

“I like to meet people and pretend I’ll never see them again. I tend to value th…”

“You don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes to read the body language that people’s ho…”

“If my last name were Drinkfood, I’d pour you a hot cup of spaghetti. And if my …”