Men and women think about love differently. The main difference is that men simply don’t think about it.

“A brick could be used to disguise the fact that I’m blushing. Oh my God, I’m so…”

“My blender has a more powerful engine than my car, but my car doesn’t make smoo…”

“My shoes were all muddy, so before I walked in my friend's house I sprinkled gr…”

“I ate a rainbow in a bowl, because it’s better than eating rain soup. Food and …”