Men are from vaginas, and women are from women.

“One thought I think every person eventually thinks is, “Holy shit, I’m going to…”

“There are exactly thirteen letters in my name, and there are also thirteen lett…”

“Johnny Kickstand bullied me in middle school. Today, Kickstand stands 4’7” tall…”

“Love is the sound of footsteps behind you in a dark hallway. Why does it seem l…”