Men are the fleas in the gray beard of God, and I’m just itching to meet Him.

“Some men want to go out with a bang. Personally, I'd rather not die from sex. I…”

“Reginald “If” Ifa IV died today. His last words were, “Death, the great What if…”

“I got stood up. I wasn’t mad, because at the time I was in a wheelchair.”

“I want to get the huge wart that looks like a nose removed from my back, but fi…”