Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves.


“Mr. Best spent so much time eating grass that he began to think he was a cow. B…”

“My name is Mr. Brickton, and this brick, it weighs a ton.
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“Doors open up for you when you work hard. Doors also open up for you when you w…”

“Have an apple. It’s bruised. I beat the hell out of it.”