Men will tolerate what they are used to, even if it’s intolerance. That’s why I still drink milk, even though I’m lactose intolerant. Mamma didn’t raise no bigot.

“Who art thou, Art? Do you make art the way I make love—with a paintbrush?”

“I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tub…”

“His last name was Gum, and I wanted to chew him out. But I’ll save that for the…”

“Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka.”