Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.


“There’s no way to tell you the bad news without saying it, so I’ll say it with …”

“My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemora…”

“This book has nothing to do with cats. Or mice. Or self-motivation. This book i…”

“A brick could be dropped on your mother-in-law’s head from the height of 66.6 f…”