Money, like a person whose first name is Money, shouldn’t be what you spend your time fantasizing about. And the same goes for goats too, you pervert.

“At my last birthday party I had fun and really let myself go. Literally. I open…”

“I make my own lotion. And I add nuts, to make it chewier.”

“Birthdays: without them we'd be immortal. But just because you're not immortal,…”

“People think I’m all gloom and doom all the time. I’m not. I also have bad days…”