Money’s a tool, like a wrench, and until I make more I need to tighten my belt.

“This is my logo for Bethany”

“I admire the Stanley Cup. I’ll bet winning it could provide enough clean water …”

“Walking is so monotonous. Left, right, left, right, it’s also all so political.”

“I’ll show you my nipples if you show me yours. It’s a good deal, because I’m of…”