Mosquito snobs sit on STOP signs trying to get out all the red.

“In my life I haven’t done anything worth writing about, but that’s OK. That’s w…”

“If I had a last name for a first name, a first name for a last name, and a midd…”

“What is it about money that makes people kill for it? I’ll have to think about …”

“A blanket could be used to conceal. That’s why I recommend the current cast of …”