Most people buy the highest quality television sets, only to watch the lowest quality television shows.


“Divorce is the second worst event in a person’s life. The worst event, of cours…”

“Women are referred to as the fairer sex. But are they really less tan, or are t…”

“I want my last 50 years on this earth to be amazing. Of course, I still want to…”

“I forgot to bring up banana peels. I guess it just slipped my mind.”