Most writers might as well write in invisible ink, because if what they’re writing is forgettable, it might as well be invisible too.

“I talked to him on Christmas, and again on March 5th. Neither one of us hung up…”

“My penis, when inflated, does not qualify as a flotation device, no matter how …”

“My hush is lush. It’s drunk on its own greenness, just as I’m drunk on my blue …”

“A brick could be used as a musical instrument. It doesn’t matter how bad it sou…”