Mothers got a hard road to travel, believe me.

“...    'How old is he?' the policeman asked Mrs. Reilly.    'I am thirty,' Igna…”

“Like a bitch in heat, I seem to attract a coterie of policemen and sanitation o…”

“Ignatius, what's all this trash on the floor?""That is my worldview that you se…”

“This liberal doxy must be impaled on the member of a particularly large stallio…”