Mouths are longer than they are wide, to ensure words don’t come out sideways. Even the word “sideways” comes out straight.

“A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.
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“No matter what I see, I always think, “They just don’t make them like they used…”

“Love isn’t measured in feet and miles, it’s measured in hands and hands on. (Ye…”

“I observe President’s Day. I observe it with my binoculars.”