Mr. Best spent so much time eating grass that he began to think he was a cow. But that still doesn’t excuse Mr. Best’s savage attempts at bestiality. Even a cow wouldn’t try fornicating with Mrs. Best.

“An empty bag of chips would make a great sleeping bag, if it were larger. Or if…”

“At the beginning of their return trip home, fishermen might label their fish wi…”

“A preacher’s job is preaching. So how come he gets to work on the day of rest?”

“You drink wine by the glass, and I drink wine by the trashcan. Seriously, I’ll …”