Mr. Shit gives politicians a good name. It’s the rest of the politicians who give Mr. Shit a bad name.

“I’ve got a life. I spend all my time dreaming of a new life.”

“A zebra has stripes, the American flag has stripes, and I have an erection. Coi…”

“Do is to don’t, as go is to gon’t. Gon’t even do there.”

“A blanket could be used to keep me single. Not that I need any help from anybod…”