Mr. Tall, Blonde and Lightning

“Out, out, thou strumpet Fortune!" I cried with all the venom of Charlton Heston…”

“I gladly shucked off my wet, muddy jeans and put on the new pair. I noticed she…”

“I think he got your goat, Atticus! And I've been meaning to ask you about the e…”

“Atticus, I think we're being stalked by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock. First it…”