Mr. Tulip lived his life on that thin line most people occupy just before they haul off and hit someone repeatedly with a wrench.

“He gave Gaspode a long, slow stare, which was like challenging a centipede to a…”

“Interesting thing, these fellows never seem to get the idea of perspective-'The…”

“A European says: I can't understand this, what's wrong with me? An American say…”

“The Yen Buddhists are the richest religious sect in the universe. They hold tha…”