MRS ALLONBY You have your looking-glass
LORD ILLINGWORTH It is unkind. I merely shows me my wrinkles.
MRS ALLONBY Mine is better behaved. It never tells me the truth.
LORD ILLINGWORTH Then it is in love with you.

“La tierra es un teatro, pero tiene un reparto deplorable.”

“The world is a stage, but the play is badly written.”

“Untruthful! My nephew Algernon? Impossible! He is an Oxonian.”

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