Mrs. Earwig (pronounced Ar-wige, at least by Mrs. Earwig) believed in shiny wands, and magical amulets and mystic runes and the power of the stars, while Granny Weatherwax in cups of tea, dry biscuits, washing every morning in cold water and, well...mostly she believed in Granny Weatherwax.

“She folded her arms and then shouted, "Right you thieving scunners! How dare yo…”

“It was the way he wore the place. You expected him any moment to break into the…”

“All dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more…”

“Om rubed his head. This wasn't god-like thinking. It seemed simpler when you we…”