Much to my delight, I found her panties to be full of mashed potatoes—but I had to supply all the gravy.

“I am submitting two pieces to be excluded in your show. Thank you for your inco…”

“I’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.”

“Together me and Amy are Jaramy. Pearl Jam wrote a song about us speaking in cla…”

“A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.
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