Murdering a mute to silence him is overkill.

“Hoping you were the first to do something, and fearing you weren’t the first, w…”

“I wear a mustache, both as a disguise—and as a cooter tickler.”

“I want to take a sponge bath, but first I need to take that sponge and wash the…”

“I could tell by their audible gasps that the people on the beach were jealous o…”