Music is inaudible to deaf people, just as dancing is invisible to me.

“Give me 10 pins and a hardwood lane, and I’ll bowl. Just as long as that bowl i…”

“To say that I grew up without parents is a lie, because I haven’t grown up yet.…”

“Based solely on the mustache, who would you rather be: Mark Twain, Rollie Finge…”

“After about eight hours, I lose my focus and all of the sudden I find myself no…”