My advice is to write in the nude. Unless you do your writing in a public restroom, and in that case, I’d recommend wearing flip flops.

“My love is as loud as it can be while still being silent. Would you describe ou…”

“Through the miracle of science, or divine intervention, a brick could be made s…”

“A brick could be sawed in half and each half glued under the back of a shoe to …”

“Ireland is probably named the “Emerald Isle” because there are lots of precious…”