My asshole is supportive of me. No matter what, good or bad, it’s always right there behind me.

“He wanted to pay me in agriculture, but I told him, "I need something that's go…”

“A brick could be attached to a parachute and tossed out of an airplane, to test…”

“I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting hi…”

“The Nile is famous for overflowing like my love. How fertile is your valley?”