My banana is decomposing in my pocket. I was happy to see you, but now I’m brown and soft and sort of squishy.

“The engine of my car is so powerful I could wash dishes under the hood. But tha…”

“Johnny Kickstand bullied me in middle school. Today, Kickstand stands 4’7” tall…”

“My time at the pool went swimmingly. Better than a nude beach, because I was th…”

“My wife and I aren’t a match. We’re a match and gasoline.”