My baseball team is called the I Ams. Just me and my clones on the roster. We’re devastating. Well, at least I am.


“If I own a business, I work for myself. And if I have no revenue, I work for fr…”

“Giving up giving up—it’s good for your health. Make love like you just stole it…”

“I got some body work done. Both to my car, and to my clone. Now my car looks li…”

“I was only 20% right, while she was 80% right. Still, I was right that she was …”