My blanket is a year old. And amazingly, it still purrs just as loud today as it did when it was a kitten.

“A brick could be used as a pillow, if you first wrap it with a blanket. But if …”

“Enjoy a life of poverty. Become a poet.”

“When you said you were ugly it was the most untrue thing you’ve ever said. Well…”

“Her name was Rebecca. Or at least that’s what her nametag said. She was making …”