my boyfriend is a rock god baby

(and not kiss-of-death(sorry))

“She keeps asking me where we're going.""Yeah," another voice said. It was Shane…”

“When things seem calmest, that is the time you should fear the most, it's when …”

“I am not driving back home in a car with Bipolar Man," I said, and I meant it. …”

“Bite your tongue. My boyfriend is a rock god,baby.”