My breath smells like fish. I need to gargle tartar sauce.

“A blanket could be used as a tarp to cover an outdoor swimming pool the size of…”

“I put the “org” in organic. I also put it in orgasm and orgy.”

“A brick could be used instead of a red light. They’re both red, and I’d run bot…”

“I used to spend a lot of time in lap pools. Growing up I was on a few swim team…”