My brother’s a big dog guy. He’s 7’2” and half man, half man’s best friend.

“My information is based on yesterday’s newspaper. But that’s OK, because I’m li…”

“More than anything, I just want to be somebody. Somebody like my own clone.”

“It’s tough to lose one parent, but to lose two—in a murder/suicide no less! But…”

“I wanted to say Thank You in sign language, but instead I sneezed and ended up …”