My cat’s name is Mr. Dog, and My penis’ name is Mr. Beaver. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“I’ve only been with my girlfriend for three days, but it feels like a lifetime—…”

“I want to be more like James Bond, and less like Ian Fleming.”

“Standing around making ten dollars an hour—that’s what they pay me the big buck…”

“I’m strapped for cash, and I’m also strapped to a chair in someone’s basement.”