My chameleon fingertips feel sticky, furry, rough, or any number of things, depending on what I’m touching at the time.

“I’ve got a pocket full of cash, and a condom full of erection.”

“I once had a professor who could condense an entire lecture into a can of froze…”

“I’m very proud of my body of work. You should see it naked sometime.”

“While I love people, I hate every single person. I only like a person if they’r…”