My comfort zone is right above the ozone layer.

“Your penis is a whistle. My penis is a flute. And I’ve got a tromboner for your…”

“Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themsel…”

“I wear a jockstrap with my gun holster (loaded with fruits and vegetables).”

“If I could build my own neighbors, I’d have no need to build a fence. I would t…”