My commentary's hilarious, not witty.

“I did it because he wasn't fair to you. Because you deserve credit for what you…”

“Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you're going to think about me nake…”

“You're imagining things. Clearly, my stunning beauty has clouded your mind. -Ro…”

“So, " Nathan said, attention focused on Adrian, "now that Vasilisa's graduated,…”