My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.

“I keep odd hours. I keep them stuffed under my mattress.”

“Some things change, and some things stay the same. The things that change are t…”

“A brick could be put on the end of a scale, to determine if the other end of th…”

“If I had the gift of flight, would you try to turn me into duck soup?”